School Sucks (Teacher Diss) by Skiddem
P.E sucks a whole lot a dick just like the teacher who acts like a prick. Mr P.E teacher shit he was a pervert, watched us in the shower tryin' to lower every1 to his pants no 1 looked with a glance, look at him now prance like a nance so fuck P.E its a fuckin' joke i wish all the P.E teachers would just choke,choke,choke.
R.E shit that was another pain in the ass class. Mr R.E teacher what Mr R.E teacher must have done his homework 2 get where he is now a preacher and a teacher probably even a motherfucking leacher.
School sucks it's a whole lot a pish, half of the teachers they stank like mouldy fish.
This diss is for the teachers who taught us a lot of crap about the correct way 2 act and that's a fact. It's a fact that they taught us a whole lot of crap about the correct way we're supposed 2 act.
School sucks it's a whole lot a pish, half of the teachers they stank like mouldy fish.
Mr Year Head caught a ferry 2 get 2 school cause he thaught he was cool but is really just a fool.
He had grey hair, a face like a bear he even had the cheek 2 think he was fair.
He was going 2 get me excluded if i decided not 2 be included in crappy P.E i told him i would pay a motherfucking' fee 2 get out of P.E but he said no 2 the fee. So fuck you Mr Year Head and fuck P.E.
School sucks it's a whole lot a pish, half of the teachers they stank like mouldy fish.
So don't go 2 school it's a whole lot a pish. This is the end of this motherfucking diss.
(Where it has Mr P.E teacher, Mr R.E teacher and Mr Year Head, the teachers names r meant 2 b there. i didn't put there name cause i don't want sued.)
Wrote by Lyrical Lunatic
yo, the mood is right/
to get down tonight/
gotta hit tha spot/
cos its gonna get hot/
the time is 10/
and im feelin fine/
but i know the bouncer/
so i skip the line/
park the car/
hit the bar/
then order myelf/
a vodka jar/
the first girl i see/
tells it straight/
buy me my drinks/
and be my mate/
woah slow down baby/
and take it slow/
you dont want people/
thinkin your a hoe/
i see a girl/
i aint seen before/
but now that i have/
i wanna see more/
i approach her quick/
lookin slick/
hoping that/
she wants my dik/
i whisper in her ear/
and she says ok/
but first of all/
i gotta see the dj/
i say listen dj glorious/
im feelin victorious/
gimme a beat/
by the late notorious/
he says ok/
but u gotta pay/
gimme a 20/
and the song will play/
i give him the money/
cos im feelin funny/
or maybe its because/
this well fit honey/
here we go/
i hear the beat/
so its time/
to move my feet/
Fuck You Fat Boy wrote by Skiddem
Yesterday I gave a fat guy a black eye he went to the heads office and started to cry, the motherfucking heads office was full of pies, their eyes lit up cause of all the pies.
I got off scot free cause the heads always hungree and all the other teachers were away doing a pee.
All the other kids congradulated me in the corridor sayin' I should've smashed his face in with a door but i didn't cause i knew it would lead to a turf war.
You should have seen the size of his friends i give you a description my penis is bigger than them small motherfuckers.
The fat guys dog died and dissapeared in the fog lights. The dog got hit by a car, i was the one driving the car i didn't even try and swerve cause my wife was giving birth it was her first. I drove away screaming get out of my way less its the end of your day never mind day its the end of ur life.
You strole through the hood with a plank of wood looking for a tramp withe a little bit of food, you find the tramp and you start to stamp on his face vause you think your ace, the tramp sprays you in the eyes with some mace. You motherfucker your blind cause your never ever kind, look at you bitch trying to hitch a ride so you can confide in the motherfucking father all your sins and you sleep around bins. You are telling your bothers to someone you don't even know he's just a foe. He will blow your head off as if he's the boss and makes candy floss.
Fuck you fat boy and fuck all your friends bitch.
